numbers are my nemesis

I was trying to get Elsie to eat all her food so we were arguing back and forth. We're probably the only parents that have to do that. She wanted to eat just 5 more bites, I said all of it.
"6 bites?" she says?
nope, all of it.
"10 Bites?"
No, you need to eat all of it Elsie, it's really good.
"10 big bites?"
Just take 12 big bites and it will be all gone.

"Tuwelve? Thats not even a real number Dad!"